Top 10 Things on Why It Sucks to be Me
10. Ironically, I am an overrated “average” girl. Seriously, an average. It’s the worst rating for a girl ever. At least if you’re in the extreme you just know that either every guy wants you because you’re so pretty, or everyone just don’t pay attention to you because you’re not attractive . But an average—geez. It’s almost like waiting to be called on a raffle.
9. My parents are veterinarians. I know it sounds cool and all… but whenever someone gets sick, they always refer to animal treatments first. And you know what happens when I get sick…
8. I have no talent whatsoever. If rolling your tongue that is shaped like a ‘W’ counts, then you have a winner.
7. My favorite chips is a salt and vinegar flavor. I almost have to endure being smelly to other people just to enjoy the number 1 chips in the world.
6. My crush does not even know I exist. Refer to #10.
5. My great great great ancestor who passed away and has left inheritance somewhere is still yet to find me so that I can be rich too.
4. I only have one friend who is a self-professed nerd. I don’t know how I get along with her, considering my lack of intellectual capabilities.
3. My older brother has a hot girlfriend. My obnoxious of a brother gets a hot girlfriend, while me, the average one, does not get even ANY type of boyfriend? The world is unfair.
2. My archenemy is the most popular girl in school—and she conveniently likes my crush… too. Yay.
1. And the number 1 reason why it sucks to be me? My name is Alena NewVillage. Seriously, it’s like I walked out of Alice in Wonderland or something.
10. Ironically, I am an overrated “average” girl. Seriously, an average. It’s the worst rating for a girl ever. At least if you’re in the extreme you just know that either every guy wants you because you’re so pretty, or everyone just don’t pay attention to you because you’re not attractive . But an average—geez. It’s almost like waiting to be called on a raffle.
9. My parents are veterinarians. I know it sounds cool and all… but whenever someone gets sick, they always refer to animal treatments first. And you know what happens when I get sick…
8. I have no talent whatsoever. If rolling your tongue that is shaped like a ‘W’ counts, then you have a winner.
7. My favorite chips is a salt and vinegar flavor. I almost have to endure being smelly to other people just to enjoy the number 1 chips in the world.
6. My crush does not even know I exist. Refer to #10.
5. My great great great ancestor who passed away and has left inheritance somewhere is still yet to find me so that I can be rich too.
4. I only have one friend who is a self-professed nerd. I don’t know how I get along with her, considering my lack of intellectual capabilities.
3. My older brother has a hot girlfriend. My obnoxious of a brother gets a hot girlfriend, while me, the average one, does not get even ANY type of boyfriend? The world is unfair.
2. My archenemy is the most popular girl in school—and she conveniently likes my crush… too. Yay.
1. And the number 1 reason why it sucks to be me? My name is Alena NewVillage. Seriously, it’s like I walked out of Alice in Wonderland or something.