Top 10 Things of What NOT To Do While You’re a High School Sophomore
10. Do not EVER let the principal know that you have issues on how she runs the school, especially if you have two years left of high school.
9. Do not EVER ride on your brother’s skateboard to go to school while you’re wearing a skirt. It just scars people who will see underneath when the wind blows.
8. Do not EVER let your parents attend a parent-teacher association meeting. They are going to argue about the benefits of having therapy dogs than to raise money for scholarships.
7. Do not EVER play loud music on a school night. You get the police officers knocking on your door for a noise complaint while you have a full facial mask on.
6. Do not EVER eat black beans in school and have your photo taken.
5. Do not EVER let your bestfriend convince you to do an interview for her newspaper column about, “Why are Certain Girls Too Shallow?”
4. Do not EVER wear a tank top in front of your brother’s girlfriend when she’s seriously a cup C when you can almost pass for a negative cup. Wait until you bloom.
3. Do not EVER name your dog Siamese when he’s not a Siamese. It saves you time having to explain why his name is Siamese to begin with.
2. Do not EVER write your dreams and fantasies in one notebook because it’s just never normal keep tracks of your dreams, much less have a notebook for them all.
1. And the number 1 thing on what NOT to do while you’re a high school sophomore? Do not EVER leave your dream book behind when you know your crush would pick it up.
10. Do not EVER let the principal know that you have issues on how she runs the school, especially if you have two years left of high school.
9. Do not EVER ride on your brother’s skateboard to go to school while you’re wearing a skirt. It just scars people who will see underneath when the wind blows.
8. Do not EVER let your parents attend a parent-teacher association meeting. They are going to argue about the benefits of having therapy dogs than to raise money for scholarships.
7. Do not EVER play loud music on a school night. You get the police officers knocking on your door for a noise complaint while you have a full facial mask on.
6. Do not EVER eat black beans in school and have your photo taken.
5. Do not EVER let your bestfriend convince you to do an interview for her newspaper column about, “Why are Certain Girls Too Shallow?”
4. Do not EVER wear a tank top in front of your brother’s girlfriend when she’s seriously a cup C when you can almost pass for a negative cup. Wait until you bloom.
3. Do not EVER name your dog Siamese when he’s not a Siamese. It saves you time having to explain why his name is Siamese to begin with.
2. Do not EVER write your dreams and fantasies in one notebook because it’s just never normal keep tracks of your dreams, much less have a notebook for them all.
1. And the number 1 thing on what NOT to do while you’re a high school sophomore? Do not EVER leave your dream book behind when you know your crush would pick it up.